Try this unlabled monkey juice

Paradise is on Pulau Perhentian, Malaysia. Can you imagine anything more beautiful than standing on a crescent strip of pristine white sand, gazing at the shimmering reflection of the full moon, as the waves gently lap at your toes, and you're high as fuck? Well no, neither can I. That's why I wanted to get some weed in this damn place. I knew it was there. This one bar played only Bob Marley and Manu Chao, the tip jar had a marijuana leaf painted on, and the bartender was wearing sunglasses at night, and was clearly stoned. Yet he refused to sell. Throw expensive beer on top of that and things start to get dissapointing. We did find a bottle of "monkey juice" for relatively cheap. The guy selling it said that it was whiskey, but tasted like rum and vanilla. We bought it. I suspect he probably just sold us vanilla rum.

I went snorkelling one day which was a blast because I saw sharks and turtles. If you don't know how awesome sea turtles are, then you must be living in a turtle-less cave. They are just so majestic, swimming around, eating sand, breathing every once in a while. Yes!