Saturday, April 25, 2009

Please don't give the monkey beer

So I meant to leave this island days ago but I'm still here. Lots of beautiful women insist on coming so I can't leave until they do. Also there are tons of people to play cards with and there is also a tv. It rains everyday so I don't feel guilty for spending my time this way. There is an old Swedish guy who has been here for months and he is funny as hell. I never much engaged old people probably because I don't like many of them, but this guy I find really enjoyable. Sometimes he rambles and sometimes I don't understand him but sometimes he says some really funny shit. He told me he saw a postcard that a drunk guy was writing to his wife that said "the weather is here, wish you were beautiful". That was a good belly laugh. Also at my guesthouse is a damn zoo of cats and monkeys.

So I haven't seen shit on this island because I won't drive a motorbike. Car rentals are cheap if you have a few people to split it but nooo, everyone would rather drive a motorbike. This morning one girl got in an accident (as so many people do) and had to pay off somebody 500 ringitt for damage to their car. I secretly was pretty happy about this. Let her think twice next time before dismissing my logical idea.

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