Let me tell you a little about Malaysia. As far as I can tell there are two types of weather here. There is rain, and there is too fuckin hot. It boggles me really. I walk outside with a t-shirt and shorts and within 20 minutes have completely sweat through my shirt and underwear. Yet, the locals walk around completely covered from head to toe, dry as a nuns vagina. How do they do that? Am I gonna be one of those guys who is always sweating through his shirt? Man, that would be embarrassing.
I'm goin to the beach tomorrow and I'm pretty damn happy about it. Although I will have to swim in my shorts because I lost my bathing suit ages ago and refuse to buy a new one.
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max u haven't changed at all... no money for shitty one dollar american bathing suit, but lots of money for traveling- inc eating chicken feet and meeting dry vag nuns....
reminds me of ur refills of cups of coffee at the diner and ur bday presents...
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