The Japanese hot dog man could do it

So since I got back to Thailand, I've been on some stunningly beautiful islands where the charge you more money than the whole country of Zimbabwe has for everything. For this reason I haven't been on the internet at all. The disadvantage of this is that tons of things have happened that are definitely blog worthy but I've forgotten. Basically its all been a massive party with good people and good times.

On Ko Phi Phi I hired a boat with a group of people and went to some of the outer beaches. It was pretty phenomenal. We went to the beach where they filmed "the beach". It was good and was probably the worst possible time to forget my camera in the room. Regardless the battery was low and would have probably died anyway. Plus, its broken and can only take the shittiest of photos. We stayed on a tiny little desert island for the sunset and then got on the boat and went back. This was a problem because the driver is unable to see without light. The waves got pretty huge and we were all pretty convinced that death was one possibility. Luckily we made it back, even after crashing into several rocks.

My first night on that island there was a massive beach party which was awesome. I managed to lose my flip flops which sucks. i refuse to buy new ones so Ive been rollin blackfoot. Not so bad though, tons of people got there cameras or wallets stolen. They didn't have to steal my wallet because I spent all my money on overpriced booze.

This one restaurant on the island had a burger challenge, where if you finish the whole plate, its free. Now who do you know that would try this? Me of course! But let me tell you. These people are assholes. there is so much food on this plate, I don't know if it can be done. Maybe the japanese guy from the hot dog contests could do it. I ate maybe a quarter of the plate and was so intimidated by the rest that I stopped. A shame really because I think that in my prime I could have done better, and also I had to pay 15 bucks for it.