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So I just took a 3 day tour of Halong bay. It was very pleasant. The first night we slept on the boat which I also took a shower on. I've now showered on a boat and a train. I still look forward to a shower in a car, submarine, and plane. So everybody is hanging out on the boat, I've got my circle of people, probably about 6 or 7 strong. They love me as people do and we start playing some games. I introduce the animal game (thank you mr. Itzkowitz for that one) with the usual disclaimer that everybody is skeptical at first but eventually loves the game. Well what would you know they loved it. It drew the usual crowd of gawkers and late game joiners. Then these 4 kiwi's rocked up and asked to join. Now I like kiwi people and all but for 4 people to jump in the game all at once makes things a little difficult. Not only did it take forever to explain to them the very simple concept of the game, but once we started there was no order and they pretty much continued talking amongst themselves, ending the game. What the fuck. Then they suggested their own game which was complete rubbish! Needless to say, I was a little pissed off.

The next night I got rip roaring drunk, like serious cosmic bandito drunk, which is like a whole other thing. I had an awesome time but paid the price with my wallet that night and then paid with my head the next day.

I'm back in Hanoi but tomorrow I blow this popsicle stand for Kuala Lumpur.