Phnom Penh. What a place. Perhaps my favorite in all the land. No need to go into boring details about traffic, or amputees, or the begging children (I just play dice games with them, they love it).
A few nights ago I went to this bar that had advertised a poker tournament. It was fun until it started and I noticed that there were several assholes playing. I didn't play well. I attribute this to asshole shenanigans.
I had to leave and go to a different internet cafe just now because the manager of the other place was leaning over, completely non-chalantly, and was reading everything I typed. Needless to say it was pretty uncomfortable. Also, as I walked in she offered me sex. After some serious thought, I realized she was offering me a fruit shake. All good, no thanks on both.
I went to a team trivia last night which I was very excited for. However, they were doing it all wrong. Only 4 rounds with no bonus, or waging round? Oh my buddha, no no. I dared not use the name taco neck in a faraway land so I stole Tom Sellick's moustache. I think our poor performace was do to wrong name choice.
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